Jace: I got chewed out by my very unemotional aunt today

EJ: Why?

J: About not taking driving seriously

E: What'd you do to deserve that?

J: Don't ask

E: oooohhhh, that can't be good

J: Okay, okay, I drank while driving

E: ....

J: Like took a sip of water during a straight stretch

E: How were you not taking driving seriously? WAIT A SECOND

J: What?

E: Were you drinking flavored water missy?

J: Yes....

E: Because you know what that'll do to your judgement!!!!

J: Wait, it was just coffee, like espresso

E: Oh, now that's BAD!!!

J: I know, DUI, I could be arrested

E: Under the influence of caffeine. That can be very dangerous

J: Very much so.

E: Can you do a breath test for that?

J: I wonder

E: We are so weird

J: I know it. You want to know a lethal combination?

E: What?

J: Coffee + Cute Boys + Driving

E: That would be bad

J: So bad indeed *laughs manically* I JUST SAID INDEED!

E: I was thinking of anything we could add to that

J: Oh! + Rap Music

E: Could you imagine driving while drinking coffee with cute boys in every seat with rap music blaring?

J: *shaking with laughter* What a music video

E: Could you imagine watching something like that? What a drivers ed movie!

J: Oh my gosh

E: Think about the lives that would save!

J: Oh yes, the dangers of DUIC

E: That is totally what we're doing this summer

J: So all the girls caught in the situation of driving with rap music, cute boys, and coffee know what to do.

E: Uh huh

J: Yeah, but knowing me we'll have to pay the cute boys like $50 an hour with my driving

E: Omigosh.... but if we did a video we would be driving while drinking coffee with cute boys in every seat and rap music PLUS a camera! That might be too much of a risk.....Well if I was driving it'd be more like $80

J: The camera is the clincher

E: I feel we should just text instead

J: Texting would add a lot of variables to this situation

E: Oh, definitely. You could even drive with your knees!

J: Oh my gosh, we are such daredevils

E: And at random intervals I can point out things on the side of the road so you'll look away

J: YES

E: I think this is getting out of hand. I mean, we could even be arrested for having this convo

J: Yeah, probably

E: Seriously, if some cop reads this, they'll have to track us down

J: Or at least one of my 100+ drivers ed teachers. YOU START DRIVERS ED SO SOON!

E: Yeah, I know, I'm nervous

J: You'll do fine

E: It's kind of cool but it still freaks me out

J: I'll sneak up on you and jump out of the bushes

E: While I'm driving?

J: Yes, and I'll scream BWAHAHAHAHA

E: I think I'd kind of win if you did that

J: Huh?

E: Sorry, but the car is bigger than you Jill

J: I am an evil genius

E: Or an evil idiot..... just sayin'

J: It would plow me like a pancake

E: Definitely, especially cos it's a Suburban. And it's black too, so I could make a cool getaway

J: JAMES BOND

E: We should definitely put that in our video

J: Just to show what happens when you play chicken with a car

E: Definitely

J: Between you and I, America will never look at drivers ed the same way!

E: NEVER!

J: EVER!

E: How did we even start talking about this?

J: I'm tired

E: How can you be tired?

J: ARE YOU GOING TO TURN ME INTO THE COPS FOR BEING TIRED?

E: NO! I'm just going to show them this conversation and tell them you're encouraging bad behavior in teens

J: That would really be screwed up after all we've been through

E: Oh, that is true. Maybe I should reconsider.

J: Maybe

E: Especially since I came up with half the ideas

J: Everyone accuses the drinking, stealing, smoking, drug dealing teens as being the bad ones

but they never look out for the evil geniuses such as ourselves

E: Yeah, they're just so naive

J: To quote High School Musical, "We're all in this together!"

E: We are evil, HSM quoting geniuses

J: That we are, Emma, that we are

E: I don't think you can be a genius and quote HSM

J: Aw, that's too true

E: I know, it's sad. We need to find something else to quote.

J: YEAH!

E: That'll fix the situation

J: How misunderstood we are

E: That's it! We only text and drive with cute boys because we're misunderstood!

J: We are poor rejects

E: I mean, if anyone had an excuse, it's us

J: Misunderstood we were left to a life of crime

E: I know...... it was the coffee that started it

J: We didn't know the caffeine was so addicting!

E: No one told us!

J: WE WERE INNOCENT

E: It was just a taste.....

J: They evilly pushed caffeine upon us

E: We didn't know it would lead to so many things... the rap music was next

J: One thing always leads to another

E: The influence that has on you while driving.... I just thought I could handle it all

J: You wouldn't believe it

E: Then the boys asked for the ride....

J: Oh my gosh

E: We thought we could handle the pressure, then my friend pointed out a cute puppy and it was all over.

J: We had to break under the stress of it all, there was no escape

E: It just lead to more coffee, we had no other way to cope

J: And then I had to jump out of the bushes and scare the %#*@ out of the driver

E: And all that coffee had effected me so much

J: That was the next event in our downward spiral

E: It wasn't on purpose

J: The jumping out business

E: She just came out so fast

J: It was pretty fast

E: I didn't have time to react, I mean, she was only standing there like, two minutes and you know what coffee does to you

J: It was the evil starbucks lady. She led us down the wrong road.

E: WE WERE INNOCENT!!! Innocent I tell you. And the boys were yelling at me too...

J: Because they said I was flirting with the puppy...

E: I swear she wasn't! Wait.... you were actually flirting with the puppy?

J: NO!

E: I swear I didn't know!

J: They thought I was flirting cos I was petting it... it was actually a lot cuter than them...

E: Officer, I swear I had no idea! Oh wait... I agree with her again.

J: Cos we were getting all nice a cozy

E: It was a cute puppy

J: It had brown eyes

E: The boys were just jealous

J: Of the attention, you know officer?

E: We wanted to get it's number so we could text it while driving, but he wouldn't give it to us

J: Said something about his iPawd being out of texts

E: Yeah, but then we went back to the boys because the puppy was out of our league

J: Totally

E: But they were still mad at us

J: So we gave them candy

E: And more coffee. It worked.

J: Yeah, that helped

E: Definitely

J: Pretty soon they were back, and ready so after even more coffee....

E: We had to go to Starbucks again

J: We went dancing on the roof

E: I don't remember how we got the car up there

J: No, wait, it was the car roof, remember?

E: Oh yeah!

J: *pokes Emma in the ribs*

E: Sorry, it's a little foggy because of all the caffeine

J: Yeah, we were trippin'

E: I'm totally telling my Mom about this, she'll laugh so hard

J: You sure she won't get ticked at me for being such a bad influence?

E: Maybe I should reconsider. You were pretty bad, encouraging me to drink coffee and look at puppies, then jumping out the bushes.

J: It all started the day we pulled into Starbucks, remember? I'm perfectly innocent.

E: Yeah, me too officer!

J: I learned my lesson after getting squashed like a pancake, remember officer?

E: Yeah, don't you think we've learned enough?

J: Hey, Em, how did I resurrect myself again?

E: I don't know, I was in a black Suburban making a speedy exit, remember?

J: I know, but what about my brave tale of survival? Where does that fit in?

E: I did text 911, but they didn't reply

J: Aw, shucks, Officer, you owe us one!

E: Jillian, can you imagine what other people, not misunderstood people, would say if they read this?

J: Um, no

E: They'd probably lock us in a white room with padding on the walls

J: I hope we at least have bubble wrap

E: Yeah, that would be good. Do you think they'd put us in the same room?

J: Probably not, but I hope so

E: Yeah, although we'd probably have a better chance of getting out if we weren't together

J: We seem to entertain each other quite well

E: And our insanity seems to multiply

Ummmm, yeah. Please don't get us arrested,

Kay, thanks.