Jace: I got chewed out by my very unemotional aunt todayEJ: Why?J: About not taking driving seriouslyE: What'd you do to deserve that?J: Don't askE: oooohhhh, that can't be goodJ: Okay, okay, I drank while drivingE: ....J: Like took a sip of water during a straight stretchE: How were you not taking driving seriously? WAIT A SECONDJ: What?E: Were you drinking flavored water missy?J: Yes....E: Because you know what that'll do to your judgement!!!!J: Wait, it was just coffee, like espressoE: Oh, now that's BAD!!!J: I know, DUI, I could be arrestedE: Under the influence of caffeine. That can be very dangerousJ: Very much so.E: Can you do a breath test for that?J: I wonderE: We are so weirdJ: I know it. You want to know a lethal combination?E: What?J: Coffee + Cute Boys + DrivingE: That would be badJ: So bad indeed *laughs manically* I JUST SAID INDEED!E: I was thinking of anything we could add to thatJ: Oh! + Rap MusicE: Could you imagine driving while drinking coffee with cute boys in every seat with rap music blaring?J: *shaking with laughter* What a music videoE: Could you imagine watching something like that? What a drivers ed movie!J: Oh my goshE: Think about the lives that would save!J: Oh yes, the dangers of DUICE: That is totally what we're doing this summerJ: So all the girls caught in the situation of driving with rap music, cute boys, and coffee know what to do.E: Uh huhJ: Yeah, but knowing me we'll have to pay the cute boys like $50 an hour with my drivingE: Omigosh.... but if we did a video we would be driving while drinking coffee with cute boys in every seat and rap music PLUS a camera! That might be too much of a risk.....Well if I was driving it'd be more like $80J: The camera is the clincherE: I feel we should just text insteadJ: Texting would add a lot of variables to this situationE: Oh, definitely. You could even drive with your knees!J: Oh my gosh, we are such daredevilsE: And at random intervals I can point out things on the side of the road so you'll look awayJ: YESE: I think this is getting out of hand. I mean, we could even be arrested for having this convoJ: Yeah, probablyE: Seriously, if some cop reads this, they'll have to track us downJ: Or at least one of my 100+ drivers ed teachers. YOU START DRIVERS ED SO SOON!E: Yeah, I know, I'm nervousJ: You'll do fineE: It's kind of cool but it still freaks me outJ: I'll sneak up on you and jump out of the bushesE: While I'm driving?J: Yes, and I'll scream BWAHAHAHAHAE: I think I'd kind of win if you did thatJ: Huh?E: Sorry, but the car is bigger than you JillJ: I am an evil geniusE: Or an evil idiot..... just sayin'J: It would plow me like a pancakeE: Definitely, especially cos it's a Suburban. And it's black too, so I could make a cool getawayJ: JAMES BONDE: We should definitely put that in our videoJ: Just to show what happens when you play chicken with a carE: DefinitelyJ: Between you and I, America will never look at drivers ed the same way!E: NEVER!J: EVER!E: How did we even start talking about this?J: I'm tiredE: How can you be tired?J: ARE YOU GOING TO TURN ME INTO THE COPS FOR BEING TIRED?E: NO! I'm just going to show them this conversation and tell them you're encouraging bad behavior in teensJ: That would really be screwed up after all we've been throughE: Oh, that is true. Maybe I should reconsider.J: MaybeE: Especially since I came up with half the ideasJ: Everyone accuses the drinking, stealing, smoking, drug dealing teens as being the bad onesbut they never look out for the evil geniuses such as ourselvesE: Yeah, they're just so naiveJ: To quote High School Musical, "We're all in this together!"E: We are evil, HSM quoting geniusesJ: That we are, Emma, that we areE: I don't think you can be a genius and quote HSMJ: Aw, that's too trueE: I know, it's sad. We need to find something else to quote.J: YEAH!E: That'll fix the situationJ: How misunderstood we areE: That's it! We only text and drive with cute boys because we're misunderstood!J: We are poor rejectsE: I mean, if anyone had an excuse, it's usJ: Misunderstood we were left to a life of crimeE: I know...... it was the coffee that started itJ: We didn't know the caffeine was so addicting!E: No one told us!J: WE WERE INNOCENTE: It was just a taste.....J: They evilly pushed caffeine upon usE: We didn't know it would lead to so many things... the rap music was nextJ: One thing always leads to anotherE: The influence that has on you while driving.... I just thought I could handle it allJ: You wouldn't believe itE: Then the boys asked for the ride....J: Oh my goshE: We thought we could handle the pressure, then my friend pointed out a cute puppy and it was all over.J: We had to break under the stress of it all, there was no escapeE: It just lead to more coffee, we had no other way to copeJ: And then I had to jump out of the bushes and scare the %#*@ out of the driverE: And all that coffee had effected me so muchJ: That was the next event in our downward spiralE: It wasn't on purposeJ: The jumping out businessE: She just came out so fastJ: It was pretty fastE: I didn't have time to react, I mean, she was only standing there like, two minutes and you know what coffee does to youJ: It was the evil starbucks lady. She led us down the wrong road.E: WE WERE INNOCENT!!! Innocent I tell you. And the boys were yelling at me too...J: Because they said I was flirting with the puppy...E: I swear she wasn't! Wait.... you were actually flirting with the puppy?J: NO!E: I swear I didn't know!J: They thought I was flirting cos I was petting it... it was actually a lot cuter than them...E: Officer, I swear I had no idea! Oh wait... I agree with her again.J: Cos we were getting all nice a cozyE: It was a cute puppyJ: It had brown eyesE: The boys were just jealousJ: Of the attention, you know officer?E: We wanted to get it's number so we could text it while driving, but he wouldn't give it to usJ: Said something about his iPawd being out of textsE: Yeah, but then we went back to the boys because the puppy was out of our leagueJ: TotallyE: But they were still mad at usJ: So we gave them candyE: And more coffee. It worked.J: Yeah, that helpedE: DefinitelyJ: Pretty soon they were back, and ready so after even more coffee....E: We had to go to Starbucks againJ: We went dancing on the roofE: I don't remember how we got the car up thereJ: No, wait, it was the car roof, remember?E: Oh yeah!J: *pokes Emma in the ribs*E: Sorry, it's a little foggy because of all the caffeineJ: Yeah, we were trippin'E: I'm totally telling my Mom about this, she'll laugh so hardJ: You sure she won't get ticked at me for being such a bad influence?E: Maybe I should reconsider. You were pretty bad, encouraging me to drink coffee and look at puppies, then jumping out the bushes.J: It all started the day we pulled into Starbucks, remember? I'm perfectly innocent.E: Yeah, me too officer!J: I learned my lesson after getting squashed like a pancake, remember officer?E: Yeah, don't you think we've learned enough?J: Hey, Em, how did I resurrect myself again?E: I don't know, I was in a black Suburban making a speedy exit, remember?J: I know, but what about my brave tale of survival? Where does that fit in?E: I did text 911, but they didn't replyJ: Aw, shucks, Officer, you owe us one!E: Jillian, can you imagine what other people, not misunderstood people, would say if they read this?J: Um, noE: They'd probably lock us in a white room with padding on the wallsJ: I hope we at least have bubble wrapE: Yeah, that would be good. Do you think they'd put us in the same room?J: Probably not, but I hope soE: Yeah, although we'd probably have a better chance of getting out if we weren't togetherJ: We seem to entertain each other quite wellE: And our insanity seems to multiply
Ummmm, yeah. Please don't get us arrested,Kay, thanks.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Posted by Jillian at 3:33 PM