EJ: I have toast! Jace: How can you eat that much and be that skinny? EJ: I'm hungry! Jace: You should write a diet book. EJ's sister: It'd be called "When you have a super fast metabolism you can eat whatever the heck you want, ha" and that'd be it.

"There are so many ways guys can screw you over, other than the obvious" _jace

Jace: It bothers me how he think likes me. He doesn't even know me. He's nowhere near as dark and twisted as I am. EJ: You don't know, he could have a deep, reflective side that you don't know exists. Jace: He loves football. EJ: And listens to rap music. You have a point.

Not very resolute.

"My determination is about as strong as spaghetti in boiling water" _EJ

(Texting)
Me: What are you up to?
Emma: Surfing the web
Me: Lemme guess, you're on Hot Topic's website.
Emma: No, your formspring page, actually
Me: So you're stalking me?
Emma: If by stalking you mean browsing through content that you willingly posted on the world wide web, then yes, I am stalking you.

Jace: I'm going to go listen to death metal and cry myself to sleep
EJ: Have fun with that!

J: *sings* Hey dude, don't be so sad, take a good song and make it better....
E: It's 'Jude' Jillian, 'Hey Jude'....
J: I know that! I'm just taking a good song and making it better.
E: How is 'dude' better than 'Jude'?
J: It's more relatable. There are far more dudes than Judes.
E: That's true.
(Our friend)
Kaitlin: Wait a second, there is no possible way to make a Beatles song better.