Monday, February 28, 2011


(Texting)
Me: What are you up to?
Emma: Surfing the web
Me: Lemme guess, you're on Hot Topic's website.
Emma: No, your formspring page, actually
Me: So you're stalking me?
Emma: If by stalking you mean browsing through content that you willingly posted on the world wide web, then yes, I am stalking you.
Jace: I'm going to go listen to death metal and cry myself to sleep
EJ: Have fun with that!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

J: *sings* Hey dude, don't be so sad, take a good song and make it better....
E: It's 'Jude' Jillian, 'Hey Jude'....
J: I know that! I'm just taking a good song and making it better.
E: How is 'dude' better than 'Jude'?
J: It's more relatable. There are far more dudes than Judes.
E: That's true.
(Our friend)
Kaitlin: Wait a second, there is no possible way to make a Beatles song better.
J: That guy from That 70's Show looks like Ashton Kutcher
E: That's because he is Ashton Kutcher