The complete, unedited adventures of EJ and Jace, two best friends who are trying to find the punchline of the joke that is life.
Monday, January 2, 2012
EJ: I have toast!
Jace: How can you eat that much and be that skinny?
EJ: I'm hungry!
Jace: You should write a diet book.
EJ's sister: It'd be called "When you have a super fast metabolism you can eat whatever the heck you want, ha" and that'd be it.
"There are so many ways guys can screw you over, other than the obvious"
_jace
Jace: It bothers me how he think likes me. He doesn't even know me. He's nowhere near as dark and twisted as I am.
EJ: You don't know, he could have a deep, reflective side that you don't know exists.
Jace: He loves football.
EJ: And listens to rap music. You have a point.
Not very resolute.
"My determination is about as strong as spaghetti in boiling water"
_EJ
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